SEEEEXXX PLEASE
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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