She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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