tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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