I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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