I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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