i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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