Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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