Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He shit in the fireplace
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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