Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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