Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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