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I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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