doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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