so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
