Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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