She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
where does the pee come out of this thing
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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