oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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