i permit you to call me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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