My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize