Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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