We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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