And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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