my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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