He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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