Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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