is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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