I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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