I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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