i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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