so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I have fence marks all over my body
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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