? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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