beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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