I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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