I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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