My nipple is on Facebook.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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