Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Let's get the cat blown out
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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