She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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