Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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