Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
