Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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