yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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