I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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