If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
