my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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