I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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