Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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