This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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