the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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