I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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