I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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