i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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