He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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