dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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