Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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