There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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