Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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