She is in my trunk
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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